Fire
01-24-2007, 04:49 PM
Hi
I found this over the internet and thought you might find it usefull, to find out if you are lineage crazy :)
* You try to take a girl from behind because the succesrate is higher.
* You look for a SOE to run out from your boss or gf/bf.
* You try to buy healing potions from your local store.
* You really want to gain a pvp point from the guy in the car in front of you.
* Your Wife say : Suppers ready || you say : STFU you god dam hoe giving me all this spam about eat this & eat that !
* You're driving and look to the upper right for a compass.
* You go to your grandpa farm ..see a lot of cows and u scream : ZERGGGGGGGGG
* You scream ZzzZ when your legs are asleep.
* You beat someone up because he had a red cap.
* Each monday morning I lvl up.
* You are typing a report for class/work, you end every sentence with "O.o" or ":D"
* You see people and ask what class they are instead of what job they have.
* Your out drinking and cant wait for somone to flag and cant see names over ppls head
* You are in a public area and you say something really embarassing just as it all quitens down and everyone stares at you, and you suddenly scream "Misstell!"
* You go on a first date with a girl and you ask her what lvl she is.
* You ask the chinese lady at the counter of the local chinese resturaunt if she has a Kesh/Dama recipe for sale
* You ask your midget cousin if he can make your old T-shirt into crystals.
* I want to drop my boss if he flag.
* I ask how much adena = that when my mother come with some rice for me.
* I go to the supermarket and want TO look for basic mats price.
* I see the time I spend on this forum.
* You tell your teacher you could not study for the test because you had to defend a city called Aden
* Its crowded in the store and you yell "fucking farmers"
* You fail out of all your classes in college cuz u got to grind out ur lvl.
* You girlfriend calls you on the cell phone "where are you" and you reply "Giran"
* You try to kill every chinese looking student in your school who is using one of the computers. (YOU DAMN FARMER)
* You visit a cave somewhere in the mountains of france switzerland or germany you ask the guide if he can pass the kariks and take you to Antharas Lair.
* You tell the people at school you dont need to get drivers license because you have "Wyrm Certificate"
* You tell someone your new shoes are "L2 Walker Shoes" instead of "Johnny Walker Shoes"
* You scream "OVERPOWERED NUKER BITCH.. WAIT FOR C4" to every woman u see on the streets wearing a dress.
* Someone asks "were are you from" and you reply "Talking Island"
* You try to rob a store with a kitchen knife and say "YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE CASH CUZ THIS DAGGER HAS MIGHT MORTAL!"
* You see a girl with many expensive jewelry you throw a football against her head to "spoil" her.
* You run up to random people and throw firecrackers over their head to spoil them.
* You go swimming at the beach wearing Full Plate Armour.
* You see a short kid running around and u call him a dwarf.
* You see an animal and think how many xp you will earn if you kill it.
* You go lunch and you get chiken but you realize you wanted steak, you start screaming: WTT chiken for steak.
* You see someone without jewels, you go advice him that jewels are very important.
* You are traveling and you want to use the funcion "current location" on a real paper map.
* You can't find a friend and you want to use: /target [friendname] or in a big store ues: /findprivatestore boots.
* You drop something and try to find it with /target
* You see the large crowds and you turn to your partner and say: buff me please I'm going in.
* You Run for a bus shouting "WINDWALK PLEASE SOMEONE".
* You see a dog and ask yourself how much cash it will drop.
* You try to cristallyze your jewels.
* You ask in a shop how many adenas are the items worth
* You ask your mates at the phone if they want to join your lvl 3 clan
* You are male in real life but find the concept of wearing rings, ear rings, and necklaces completely normal
* You scratch a page from your maths book, draw a weird square on the floor, whisper something in ancient elven and wait to be teleported home."
* You pronounce 'lol' as a word, and use it when speaking to people.
* You say 'bad orc!' when you smell something weird :'(
* You say "BRB" (Not "Be right back", but prenounce "brb" as a word) when you go out somewhere.
* On a football match u say /target goalkeeper to root him.
* Your computer chair starts to have sentimental value.
* You wake up to go to the toilet but end up checking your buy/sell shops and pissing yourself.
* You think paracetamol(ss) will make you hit your target harder.
* You check out the street looking for enemies.
* You leave ventrillo on by mistake and wake up thinking your hearing voices.
* You have a piss bottle next to the computer.
* You attack a cashier for making you go to the next town for an item.
* You ask someone have you seen 'Louie the Cat' and people are like 'WTF'.
* You shout 'griefer' at your mother for asking you to wash up.
* You threaten to pk the tv remote when the batteries fail.
* You get an old african grilfriend because you want her to give you Vampiric Rage lvl 4.
* You have 3rd degree burns on your face from spamming "Pick Up" on your coffey.
* You are with a guy on a date and he gets fresh with you, you respond with "If you don't remove your hand RIGHT NOW, I am gonna PK you"
* You look at the Dark Elf females and think: "Damn, those some nice titties" (99% of you have done this, I am sure!)
* It's your birthday and you wonder if this is the level you get new skills at!
* You wear a red shirt and trying to dekarma on the small kid and teacher chasing you and you shout "PLZZ I PK BOT".
* Your dog has had a more recent bath than you.
* You are having a roll in the hay, you tell your girlfriend it would be really hot if she did /social where she bends over and you do the /socialvictory behind her.
* You miss several days of work. After getting your check and seeing the the lowered wages, you think, "The market has gone to shit, they must have banned more bots."
* Stop on the side of the road to beat the shit out of a pumpkin with your +3 Shovel.
* Shopping for clothes, you ask what effects they will give you and do they come in a set. After buying them, you proceed to ask them if they can unseal them for you.
* You are sitting in a cafe, mall, or restaurant and you wish you could turn off the shout channel.
* Your name is Valeo, Werdandi, Asiris, Gallia, Zaya, MasterC, Kareowyn, etc.(all lvl 75 chars).
* You put an add in the personals as follows: "Warlord looking for party"
* You refer to the Easter Bunny as the Easter Elpy.
* You ask your Track coach for WW :P
* Your friends are going to the city and you say: okay have u soe pls?
* You sit at work and think about what your boss would drop.
* You see a guy drive by in an expensive care and you mutter "ebayer"
* You get your wife blue wolf light for christmas.
* You try to hit things at night thinking your accuracy is better.
* You call off family plans because of castle sieges.
* You double click L2 icon before even connecting to the internet.
* You dont turn off your PC's so you can get back to playing L2 faster the next day.
* You have everything at arms reach so you can play longer.
* You have a calculator next to you for your pricing needs.
* Your desk has the going prices of materials in giran on it.
* You try to aquasplash your sister with a bucket of water.
* You say "my, me, mine" instead of "my toon".
* You read l2blah all day in work because you cant play L2.
* You wake up @12 pm and grind till 7am and go to work.
* You see a crime in progress and try to take screenshots.
* You read this message daily: You have been playing for an extended period of time, please consider taking a break.
I added the last two lines :D
If you have a good one you want to add, post it here :)
I found this over the internet and thought you might find it usefull, to find out if you are lineage crazy :)
* You try to take a girl from behind because the succesrate is higher.
* You look for a SOE to run out from your boss or gf/bf.
* You try to buy healing potions from your local store.
* You really want to gain a pvp point from the guy in the car in front of you.
* Your Wife say : Suppers ready || you say : STFU you god dam hoe giving me all this spam about eat this & eat that !
* You're driving and look to the upper right for a compass.
* You go to your grandpa farm ..see a lot of cows and u scream : ZERGGGGGGGGG
* You scream ZzzZ when your legs are asleep.
* You beat someone up because he had a red cap.
* Each monday morning I lvl up.
* You are typing a report for class/work, you end every sentence with "O.o" or ":D"
* You see people and ask what class they are instead of what job they have.
* Your out drinking and cant wait for somone to flag and cant see names over ppls head
* You are in a public area and you say something really embarassing just as it all quitens down and everyone stares at you, and you suddenly scream "Misstell!"
* You go on a first date with a girl and you ask her what lvl she is.
* You ask the chinese lady at the counter of the local chinese resturaunt if she has a Kesh/Dama recipe for sale
* You ask your midget cousin if he can make your old T-shirt into crystals.
* I want to drop my boss if he flag.
* I ask how much adena = that when my mother come with some rice for me.
* I go to the supermarket and want TO look for basic mats price.
* I see the time I spend on this forum.
* You tell your teacher you could not study for the test because you had to defend a city called Aden
* Its crowded in the store and you yell "fucking farmers"
* You fail out of all your classes in college cuz u got to grind out ur lvl.
* You girlfriend calls you on the cell phone "where are you" and you reply "Giran"
* You try to kill every chinese looking student in your school who is using one of the computers. (YOU DAMN FARMER)
* You visit a cave somewhere in the mountains of france switzerland or germany you ask the guide if he can pass the kariks and take you to Antharas Lair.
* You tell the people at school you dont need to get drivers license because you have "Wyrm Certificate"
* You tell someone your new shoes are "L2 Walker Shoes" instead of "Johnny Walker Shoes"
* You scream "OVERPOWERED NUKER BITCH.. WAIT FOR C4" to every woman u see on the streets wearing a dress.
* Someone asks "were are you from" and you reply "Talking Island"
* You try to rob a store with a kitchen knife and say "YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE CASH CUZ THIS DAGGER HAS MIGHT MORTAL!"
* You see a girl with many expensive jewelry you throw a football against her head to "spoil" her.
* You run up to random people and throw firecrackers over their head to spoil them.
* You go swimming at the beach wearing Full Plate Armour.
* You see a short kid running around and u call him a dwarf.
* You see an animal and think how many xp you will earn if you kill it.
* You go lunch and you get chiken but you realize you wanted steak, you start screaming: WTT chiken for steak.
* You see someone without jewels, you go advice him that jewels are very important.
* You are traveling and you want to use the funcion "current location" on a real paper map.
* You can't find a friend and you want to use: /target [friendname] or in a big store ues: /findprivatestore boots.
* You drop something and try to find it with /target
* You see the large crowds and you turn to your partner and say: buff me please I'm going in.
* You Run for a bus shouting "WINDWALK PLEASE SOMEONE".
* You see a dog and ask yourself how much cash it will drop.
* You try to cristallyze your jewels.
* You ask in a shop how many adenas are the items worth
* You ask your mates at the phone if they want to join your lvl 3 clan
* You are male in real life but find the concept of wearing rings, ear rings, and necklaces completely normal
* You scratch a page from your maths book, draw a weird square on the floor, whisper something in ancient elven and wait to be teleported home."
* You pronounce 'lol' as a word, and use it when speaking to people.
* You say 'bad orc!' when you smell something weird :'(
* You say "BRB" (Not "Be right back", but prenounce "brb" as a word) when you go out somewhere.
* On a football match u say /target goalkeeper to root him.
* Your computer chair starts to have sentimental value.
* You wake up to go to the toilet but end up checking your buy/sell shops and pissing yourself.
* You think paracetamol(ss) will make you hit your target harder.
* You check out the street looking for enemies.
* You leave ventrillo on by mistake and wake up thinking your hearing voices.
* You have a piss bottle next to the computer.
* You attack a cashier for making you go to the next town for an item.
* You ask someone have you seen 'Louie the Cat' and people are like 'WTF'.
* You shout 'griefer' at your mother for asking you to wash up.
* You threaten to pk the tv remote when the batteries fail.
* You get an old african grilfriend because you want her to give you Vampiric Rage lvl 4.
* You have 3rd degree burns on your face from spamming "Pick Up" on your coffey.
* You are with a guy on a date and he gets fresh with you, you respond with "If you don't remove your hand RIGHT NOW, I am gonna PK you"
* You look at the Dark Elf females and think: "Damn, those some nice titties" (99% of you have done this, I am sure!)
* It's your birthday and you wonder if this is the level you get new skills at!
* You wear a red shirt and trying to dekarma on the small kid and teacher chasing you and you shout "PLZZ I PK BOT".
* Your dog has had a more recent bath than you.
* You are having a roll in the hay, you tell your girlfriend it would be really hot if she did /social where she bends over and you do the /socialvictory behind her.
* You miss several days of work. After getting your check and seeing the the lowered wages, you think, "The market has gone to shit, they must have banned more bots."
* Stop on the side of the road to beat the shit out of a pumpkin with your +3 Shovel.
* Shopping for clothes, you ask what effects they will give you and do they come in a set. After buying them, you proceed to ask them if they can unseal them for you.
* You are sitting in a cafe, mall, or restaurant and you wish you could turn off the shout channel.
* Your name is Valeo, Werdandi, Asiris, Gallia, Zaya, MasterC, Kareowyn, etc.(all lvl 75 chars).
* You put an add in the personals as follows: "Warlord looking for party"
* You refer to the Easter Bunny as the Easter Elpy.
* You ask your Track coach for WW :P
* Your friends are going to the city and you say: okay have u soe pls?
* You sit at work and think about what your boss would drop.
* You see a guy drive by in an expensive care and you mutter "ebayer"
* You get your wife blue wolf light for christmas.
* You try to hit things at night thinking your accuracy is better.
* You call off family plans because of castle sieges.
* You double click L2 icon before even connecting to the internet.
* You dont turn off your PC's so you can get back to playing L2 faster the next day.
* You have everything at arms reach so you can play longer.
* You have a calculator next to you for your pricing needs.
* Your desk has the going prices of materials in giran on it.
* You try to aquasplash your sister with a bucket of water.
* You say "my, me, mine" instead of "my toon".
* You read l2blah all day in work because you cant play L2.
* You wake up @12 pm and grind till 7am and go to work.
* You see a crime in progress and try to take screenshots.
* You read this message daily: You have been playing for an extended period of time, please consider taking a break.
I added the last two lines :D
If you have a good one you want to add, post it here :)